one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
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This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
I love this so much.
ur selfie may get thousands of notes but i’ve seen ur dick and lets just say if you posted it anonymously it’d get 2 notes